I think I found Mason's new home.

So, yesterday was my interview with miss toni. She was GREEEAAATttt. You know, like, Tony the Tiger great. Her kids loved her. That is always important. She has one kid who is Mason's age. She brushes their teeth after lunch. She even potty trains. and...the house smelled like cookies and cleaning products.
I need to call her tommorrow and tell her that i need her. She is a little expensive but I would feel comfortable leaving mason with her. Now, I am just waiting on this lady to have her baby. Then I can go to work. Hopefully, sooner than later. I don't won't to lose my place with miss toni.
While we were getting ready to leave, Mason decided to get into Katie's red lipstick.
Doesn't he look sweet? I gave him a bath and washed his hair like four times. It looks like a tried to dye it pink. He of course cried the whole time. I guess he like pink hair. Oh well, it gave me an excuse to wash the slipcovers. I have been needing to do that for a long time. The lipstick came off of the slipcovers easier than mason's head.


Today, I made it back to the gym. thank goodness. Cause I am feeling really fat after mimosas and lemon poppyseed muffings this weekend. Now, here is Mason looking sweet today. all cleaned up and holding his raisins. All he needs me to do is brush his hair. But, I don't even brush my hair. why would I brush his?

I was reading this other blog yesterday. They were taking pictures of underneath the bathroom sink. You can't clean it up or change anything. This it what mine looks like in my bathroom. I am going to blame the mess on Mason. He empties those stupid cotton balls out once a week.

I like the double roll toilet paper. i feel like it lasts longer. But, I think it may all be an illusion.

OK. back to looking for websites that will show me what is on that paris hilton exposed. I really don't want to pay the 40. Did anybody else see Cisco Adlers long balls?
and, has anybody else seen pootie on I Love Ms. New York?
omg. i love pootie. he fainted.

i can't help. i love them.

I should be watching swimfan but.......


1. Story behind your MySpace song?myspace songs are stupid.

2. What's bothering you right now?the fact that i am scared to stay in my house when no one is here. i thought i just heard a gunshot but I know that it was probably a car backfiring.

3. Where do you live?in a house

4. Describe your Wallet?black and brown with a yellow line all over.

5. Background on your cell phone: abstract and orange

6. whos your best friend? Jesus. (i wish I could be serious when I say that. not that I don't want him to be my best friend.

7. Jewelry worn daily: two diamond earrings in my left ear.

8. Pillowcase: uh...right now they are brown and light green.

9. Eyes:hazel (well, maybe just dookey brown.

10. Sport: i am not real big fan of sports.

WHERE ARE 11 AND 12???

13. CD In Stereo? Muse, Absolution.

14. Piercings: ears

WHAT ARE YOU..
15. Wearing? reddish pajama pants and red and orange striped top

16. Wanting? that last lemon poppy seed muffin downstairs

17. Where are you? on my uncomfortable chair

18. Listening to?commercials on tv.

19. Something you're afraid of?cancer

20.Do you like candles? only if they smell.

21. Do you like the taste of blood? yes.

22. Do you believe in love? yes.

23. Do you believe in soul mates?no.

24. Do you sleep naked?uh..no.

25. Do you like seafood?kinda.

26. Do you remember your dreams?only if i wake up in the middle of them.

27. Do you consider yourself a study freak? no.

28. Do you like tattoos? yes, but they don't like me.

29. Do you believe in miracles? sometimes

30. Do you burn easily in the sun? now i do.

31. Do you speak another language other than English? yes, mason language

32.What is something you want to understand more? who cares?

33. What did you do this weekend? hate mexican food, drank mimosas, took a cpr class.

35. Who do you miss? old friends.

36. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? of course. and let me tell you, i stunned them with my exotic beauty

37. Orange or apple juice?apple

38. Who were the last people you went out to dinner with?mace and katie. and mace wouldn't sit in his high chair

39. What was the last text message you sent?katie.

40. Lucky number(s)?13.

41. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato? I try to stay away from those.

42. Who called you last? Kate.

43. Are you a good cook? i like to think so.

44. Sprite or 7-up? 7-up (but, i really hate both) don't you think that those two drinks are boring?

47. Would you rather find true love or be a millionaire? right now, a millionaire.

48. Think fast.. Who do you hate right now? Jennifer Garner and her puffy lips.

49. Who was the last person you visited in the hospital?Beth, when she had ryder rooter

50. Do you like someone right now? well, i really like mark ruffalo.

jobbity job

well, i got the job. I will start training sometime in the next two weeks.
we will see how it turns out.
now, i have to find a place for mace.
that's sad.
he will miss me.

Happy Birthday.

Everybody sing Beth, Happy Birthday. She needs some love.

Now, back to more important things. me.

Katie and I went and worked out today. I am going to be sad when she leaves. she keeps me going back!

Mason is going to be sad when katie leaves. He has a new friend. Even if she only touches him with two fingers. Katie isn't much for touching, babies, that is.

uh...oh... Oprah is going to fix our marriages, now. that girl. she is always finding ways to help other poor unfortunate souls. thank you oprah.

Mason and sleep. things are going better, i think. he actually slept all night long last night. we had a little problem with naptime, today. So, i am hoping that isn't going to affect his sleeping tonight. He is starting to go down quicker and not cry as long, too.

I am hooked on another show. the bad girls club on oxygen. OMG> they picked the most horrible girls to go in this house. I love it. i missed last night so i am a little upset. but, i got to catch katie up on my miami ink boyfriends. she was so impressed with their tattooing skills. yeah right.

my interview is coming up on friday. yes, jo. it is home health. it will last 4-6 weeks or longer. depending on whether the other lady comes back sooner from maternity leave. hopefully, they will be so impressed with me and my lovely personality(and my work ethic) that they will want me to stay on part time. but, who knows? maybe i will not like working. I am just glad that I am giving it a try instead of just threatening jeff with it.

Katie and I already have where we are going to go out to eat this weekend. i will take pictures and give you a play by play on how good the food was.

at the horseshoe....

After a quick trip to the Broken Spoke where Aaron was molested by a old cowboy that had been sitting there for twenty years, we drove as fast as we could to the Horseshoe. I was really excited in this picture because they let us smoke in the bar. I love beer and cigarettes. I also love Nascar on the television.


Katie started getting a little excited and tried to punch me. I am thinking about how I am going to pull out some wrestling moves i haven't used since we were young.

Beth wanted to use some of her photographic vision on this pic. Maybe I couldn't understand cause I had to many coronas. or maybe beth had too many coronas.

The night ended when I realized it was after twelve. what the f? I needed to be home. cause we all know that jeff wasn't getting up with the monster.

happy hour.

So, things have been hectic around here lately. It has been good having katie around. She is keeping me on the straight and narrow. I am doing a little sleep training on mace. Things aren't easy, to say the least.
I have now started putting Mason down without rocking. he doesn't like it and cries until he sleeps.
He has also started waking up at 4:45 in morning. every morning. and crying for like a hour and a half. I hate it. To use Beth's phrase, I want to give him up for adoption.
Beth and I needed a break (ryder is acting up, too.) We pulled together a little evening out last friday. Of course, we couldn't leave until the babies were down. This is Beth looking a little concerned. She also was concerned cause I wanted to go to the Broken Spoke. Beth doesn't like the broken spoke. I don't like the broken spoke. It cost way to much money to watch a bunch of old people do the two step.



First off, we started with some french fries. They came with lots of dipping options. My personal favorite was chipotle mayo. i love french fries and mayo.


then, i thought i would order something with a little liquor in it. (even though we all know that i should not drink liquor) I never can seem to remember that i can't drink it as fast as beer. Anyway, that martini was not good. tequila straight is never good. even if it is infused with strawberries.


Katie thought she would be cute. she stuck a lazer on a knife and tried to perform a seance at the table.


i will have to continue this post again. for some reason my pics aren't transfering.

working out.

so, i went and worked out today.

it was called body pump.

and now my body hurts. I might have to slide down the stairs on my rear.

jobbity job.

i actually have a interview on Friday. wowzer.

Now I need to find a drop in babysitter. This job is contract work and you make your own schedule. I will find out all the details friday. However, it looks like a lot of driving.

MTV

Can I please stop watching fucking road rules, real world, and the infernos?

after ice storm '07

I finally was able to get out of my driveway today. The Ice Storm was preventing me from backing out. Jeff doesn't have a problem. I do.
Ever since I wrecked my car in Ice Storm 99, I don't like to drive in the ice.
My sister and I drove all the way to Taco Cabana. The commercial finally sucked me in. How can anyone pass up two tacos and chips and queso? I really don't think that anyone could.
My sister is here and both of us are looking for jobs. I may have found one.
That is major for me. I haven't worked in about two years and I am a little apprehensive about interviewing. I have started having anxiety attacks since I became a SAHM.
I know the only way to get rid of them is to just jump right in. I am just scared that the interviewer will sense my anxiety.
I have to get over it. I need money. I need new clothes. I need new books. I need to be able to go out to eat when I want to.

This should probably be over tommorrow. I am so glad that I was in Texas for the ICE STORM '07.
I would have been so jealous if I had been in Tucson.

I bet katie isn't glad she was driving in for ICE STORM '07.

he definitely started at noon.

virgin territory

Well, hell yeah!!! i finally figured out how to start my own blog!!!

Now, if I could only figure out how to move all my stuff over from myspace.

someone help.